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I saw mommy biting Santa Claus

a zombie Christmas parody

by Matt Mogk

  • 259 Want to read
  • 1 Currently reading

Published .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Poetry,
  • Zombies,
  • Mothers

  • About the Edition

    Reimagines a holiday classic as a modern-day horror spoof that pits Johnny, along with his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben against the hordes of the undead that have taken over the mall and the Christmas parade.

    Edition Notes

    StatementMatt Mogk ; illustrated by Chad Lewis
    ContributionsLewis, Chad, 1984- illustrator
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPS3613.O3755 I33 2013
    The Physical Object
    Pagination1 volume (unpaged) :
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL26482938M
    ISBN 101626360324
    ISBN 109781626360327
    LC Control Number2013018311
    OCLC/WorldCa844372996

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Let's face it-sometimes the joys of Christmas are enough to make us want to run away from home-with all of the eggnog, of course. But with a little wry humor, Ann Hodgman is here to tackle Christmas.